I did not just clean the most disgusting cloth diaper I have ever seen. It was not wrapped tightly in a plastic Target bag and left on a shelf for over a week because I forgot them when we went on vacation last week. It did not have mold growing on the poop. Seriously. Mold. Eww...I didn't even know that mold could grow on poop. I am very excited about this new piece of knowledge. Can't you tell?
That poop situation was not followed by my having to clean out the cat litter box. I do not suddenly feel like one big pooper-scooper.
While at work today, I did not spend my lunch hour shopping online for Cyber Monday. I did not get so distracted by work that a website emptied my shopping cart...twice. I did not learn my lesson to not shop at work...even on my breaks!
While at my parents house for Thanksgiving week, I did not eat sweets and drink soda every single day, for what felt like all day long. When my mom called one day to see if we needed anything, I did not ask her to buy oreo cookies and proceed to eat waaaay too many when she brought them home. I have way more self control than that!