I did NOT give BBZ a half dose of Tylenol when we went to our concert on Saturday so he would sleep for the sitter. I would never give my child medication without a good reason. (he did develop a cough that evening that would have certainly kept him up if it weren't for the Tylenol, so maybe it was ok afterall...or so I am telling myself)
I did NOT lose my temper this morning and yell at BBZ for getting into the dog's water for the 4,537,876th time. He did not immediately begin sobbing. I did not run over and swoop him up and apologize for yelling and want to cry with him. I never lose my temper and always have a handle on everything because I am a perfect super-mom and never let things get to me.
I am NOT convinced that my shortage of sleep is to blame for my little outburst. BBZ's new waking time of 5:30am is perfectly fine for N and me, so that would have nothing to do with it. We are NOT super excited about daylight savings time just so BBZ might make it to 6:30am.
I did NOT devour a huge high fructose corn syrup infested apple danish this afternoon to try and sugar-rush my way through the rest of my work day. I know sugar has a huge crash effect and would never feast on something with such empty calories and bad-for-my qualities.
Want to jump on the Not Me! Monday train? Head on over to MckMama's blog and see what she and the other moms have not been up to this week.